2002-03-07 - 11:06 p.m.

As I sat at my desk today, a rather loud person in my department started singing "Puff the Magic Dragon" as he keyed in the check amounts on his screen. Carol turned to him and said, "Did you know that song is about drugs? I used to sing it all the time to my son until I found that out."

I looked at her and just thought to myself, "Wow... and just how long did it take you to figure out that Peter, Paul, and Mary probably took a few tokes before frolicking with Puff the Magic Dragon and Little Johnny Paper in the autumn mists of the magical land of Hona Lee? Because it didn't take me very long."