2001-07-01 - 11:08 a.m.

I'm incredibly tired right now. I'm starting my new job tomorrow and I need to get up early, so I've slept very little. But I have something I want to say.

I've been watching a lot of random "There's nothing better to watch" crap on TV this weekend, and if there is one superpower I'd want, I've decided it's the ability to teleport myself out of any bad situation by simply saying, "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"

Also, I'd like to point out that Word's spell checker doesn’t recognize the word "teleport."

Thank you, that is all.