2002-08-01 - 1:31 a.m.

I was going to write a real entry today, but when I felt like doing it, two loud women from my department came into the kitchen and started to clutter my airspace with thought-blurring clutter about toilet paper. So instead I'm going to steal something I saw a few other people do on their diaries, but slightly alter it.
Below are nine things that are the truth, and one thing that is a lie. The purpose of this is to see if anyone can guess which is which. The difference between the way I'm doing it and the way other people have is subtle. While one of these ten is a lie, it's not something I'm just making up on the spot. It's a lie I've been telling for as long as it's supposedly been true. I've only ever told the truth about it once, to one person. Every other time I've told the lie, exactly the same way every time. And ti's time I finally come true. If you know me well enough, you've probably heard me tell you all of these as the truth, but one of them is a lie that I've probably told you. And I'm sick of it. So here you go. Guess at the poll at the bottom.